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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
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{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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NGC 5939 is a spiral galaxy in the constellation of Ursa Minor. Its velocity with respect to the cosmic microwave background is 6684 ± 4 km/s, which corresponds to a Hubble distance of 98.59 ± 6.90 Mpc. It was discovered by American astronomer Lewis Swift on 11 July 1883.
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Channing Pollock was an American playwright, critic and screenwriter, whose works included The Evil Thereof (1916) and the memoir The Footlights, Fore and Aft (1911). Pollock is perhaps best remembered in connection with a review of one of his later plays, in which Dorothy Parker famously wrote \"'The House Beautiful' is the play lousy.\"
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