{"type":"general","setup":"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?","punchline":"At the bottom! ","id":293}
{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.","id":356}
["Raw denim mustache chicharrones green juice same cronut, lumbersexual kinfolk twee kogi four loko typewriter banh mi succulents raclette. Poke woke tote bag whatever direct trade man bun hoodie synth franzen shaman cloud bread kombucha. Migas polaroid crucifix pork belly helvetica sustainable vaporware 3 wolf moon chia. Knausgaard cardigan pabst bodega boys. Snackwave taxidermy artisan fixie normcore, wayfarers poutine. Banh mi put a bird on it pinterest, bushwick sus narwhal man braid hammock taiyaki blog four dollar toast.","IPhone yr wolf tonx, artisan kale chips enamel pin. Migas chillwave forage retro, neutra tote bag vinyl kale chips pitchfork humblebrag. Taxidermy pok pok vibecession pickled vape lo-fi solarpunk kombucha yes plz blue bottle salvia everyday carry synth tote bag seitan. Typewriter affogato chambray, big mood literally YOLO retro post-ironic poutine. Drinking vinegar YOLO vibecession cred activated charcoal typewriter knausgaard cronut meh four dollar toast. Man bun taxidermy grailed vegan before they sold out ethical.","Jean shorts glossier snackwave organic. Fingerstache keffiyeh selvage banh mi, squid listicle cupping you probably haven't heard of them cronut copper mug pinterest lomo. Hot chicken pabst neutral milk hotel yes plz vegan. Ugh chartreuse tofu drinking vinegar.","Praxis lumbersexual chartreuse heirloom hashtag poutine gluten-free pop-up 8-bit listicle viral irony umami meggings knausgaard. Migas shaman keytar biodiesel, glossier jean shorts drinking vinegar sustainable cupping hot chicken cold-pressed. Fingerstache JOMO kombucha vaporware humblebrag enamel pin fixie blue bottle. Mlkshk viral big mood brunch woke, ennui waistcoat flannel keytar selvage unicorn vape venmo yuccie. PBR&B cred edison bulb beard hella, selvage cornhole snackwave put a bird on it chillwave subway tile activated charcoal sriracha.","Microdosing pabst vice, kickstarter pok pok man bun forage aesthetic 3 wolf moon williamsburg quinoa offal cred tonx chartreuse. Master cleanse organic fanny pack, plaid direct trade pour-over microdosing pork belly cred godard gluten-free normcore literally marfa bushwick. Jianbing snackwave mixtape, humblebrag neutral milk hotel sartorial drinking vinegar taxidermy waistcoat put a bird on it lumbersexual pop-up kogi. Intelligentsia knausgaard meh fam, swag iPhone bitters twee tote bag bushwick butcher tonx. Lo-fi DSA portland typewriter 8-bit iceland, irony ugh roof party XOXO post-ironic normcore. Adaptogen +1 vape gorpcore try-hard tousled jean shorts kinfolk mumblecore."]
["Pok pok hell of shaman selfies kogi polaroid authentic. Gluten-free snackwave af XOXO celiac, next level chillwave health goth iceland sartorial tbh. Skateboard wayfarers whatever, semiotics umami praxis viral thundercats air plant snackwave wolf offal trust fund. Church-key woke tote bag vape bushwick leggings franzen kinfolk shoreditch forage godard keytar VHS celiac bicycle rights. Neutral milk hotel tofu master cleanse authentic, hashtag deep v dreamcatcher praxis offal man bun microdosing messenger bag retro mustache. Street art fanny pack vaporware hell of polaroid tattooed 3 wolf moon biodiesel master cleanse pour-over williamsburg umami.","Green juice pour-over shabby chic, cred master cleanse try-hard fanny pack XOXO hoodie humblebrag echo park. Organic chicharrones echo park, enamel pin af narwhal roof party tattooed paleo. Vape drinking vinegar chillwave hexagon tumeric, plaid heirloom celiac echo park offal tonx asymmetrical schlitz. Palo santo plaid 3 wolf moon, williamsburg intelligentsia lomo cliche hell of schlitz tonx ethical. IPhone listicle solarpunk tacos blog, bushwick narwhal chillwave kale chips. Venmo authentic hot chicken, pug sartorial ennui mukbang echo park iPhone shoreditch VHS.","Copper mug umami fingerstache sartorial, synth pop-up listicle mlkshk occupy pork belly organic 3 wolf moon craft beer. Sus woke chillwave hot chicken cred. Gentrify yes plz chartreuse kitsch bushwick post-ironic. Yes plz literally iceland cray neutral milk hotel lumbersexual typewriter pok pok echo park roof party hoodie. Beard pitchfork hoodie stumptown freegan skateboard vinyl, JOMO food truck poutine pop-up vice activated charcoal. Chia gatekeep mlkshk squid, blue bottle gentrify waistcoat keffiyeh coloring book umami meditation blackbird spyplane sriracha brunch. Literally cupping hammock microdosing yr iceland JOMO iPhone venmo next level cold-pressed synth hell of.","Health goth bespoke you probably haven't heard of them edison bulb roof party normcore next level marfa iPhone authentic tattooed. Fixie yes plz jawn, 3 wolf moon flexitarian jean shorts bitters sus edison bulb. Marxism echo park freegan, photo booth artisan jianbing edison bulb whatever normcore tbh biodiesel hoodie meggings drinking vinegar. JOMO sus woke kitsch, Brooklyn kogi vibecession. Drinking vinegar PBR&B fanny pack fingerstache, sriracha meditation echo park 3 wolf moon.","Sustainable vaporware prism godard butcher asymmetrical VHS, humblebrag disrupt chambray. Helvetica pop-up live-edge, pickled locavore affogato disrupt. Tacos pok pok jawn single-origin coffee. Helvetica organic cold-pressed blue bottle next level marxism chartreuse hoodie put a bird on it pitchfork JOMO jean shorts drinking vinegar. Marxism humblebrag cliche irony praxis edison bulb. Kickstarter succulents celiac tousled cold-pressed VHS quinoa."]
{"type":"standard","title":"The Unnamable (short story)","displaytitle":"The Unnamable (short story)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7771667","titles":{"canonical":"The_Unnamable_(short_story)","normalized":"The Unnamable (short story)","display":"The Unnamable (short story)"},"pageid":3111320,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Weird_Tales%2C_July_1925_-_The_Unnamable.jpg/330px-Weird_Tales%2C_July_1925_-_The_Unnamable.jpg","width":320,"height":457},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Weird_Tales%2C_July_1925_-_The_Unnamable.jpg","width":1536,"height":2194},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290744765","tid":"80bc043a-328f-11f0-97e1-8a56d939afc7","timestamp":"2025-05-16T19:53:57Z","description":"1923 short story by H. P. Lovecraft","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unnamable_(short_story)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unnamable_(short_story)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unnamable_(short_story)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Unnamable_(short_story)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unnamable_(short_story)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Unnamable_(short_story)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unnamable_(short_story)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Unnamable_(short_story)"}},"extract":"\"The Unnamable\" is a horror short story by American author H. P. Lovecraft. It was written in September 1923, first published in the July 1925 issue of Weird Tales, and first collected in Beyond the Wall of Sleep in 1943. The corrected text appears in Dagon and Other Macabre Tales,. The story's locale was inspired by the Charter Street Historic District Burying Ground in Salem.","extract_html":"
\"The Unnamable\" is a horror short story by American author H. P. Lovecraft. It was written in September 1923, first published in the July 1925 issue of Weird Tales, and first collected in Beyond the Wall of Sleep in 1943. The corrected text appears in Dagon and Other Macabre Tales,. The story's locale was inspired by the Charter Street Historic District Burying Ground in Salem.
"}