{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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